I arrived home late at night, completely drunk. I thought my wife was going to kill me
A man shared on social media how he was treated by his wife after returning home from a heavy drinking session. “I woke up with a severe…
A blonde is swimming in a river.
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The…
Three mischievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
One Day He Found His Wife Naked on Bed
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires….
She Found Her Daughter Without…
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter…
A Soldier Approached A Nun
Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and…
At a truck stop, an elderly man was enjoying his meal when three rough-looking bikers walked in.
Three scruffy-looking bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining. The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter as they passed the…
Daughter’s text to Dad – Funny
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in…
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit:He asks the old biker his name.“Fred.” He replies.“Fred what?” The officer…