Sitting in a posh restaurant, a man spots a gorgeous blonde at the next table…
He spends ages checking her out, but doesn’t have the nerve to speak to her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes hurtling out of its…
Story: Rama And Peach
He Emperor of China had sent some peaches to the king of Tondmandalam with a note stating that the fruit gave long life to anyone who ate…
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found the following names…..
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his Mother. Then she called the second number to which his Sister replied. When…
The Morning Coffee Challenge
A husband and wife were having a friendly argument about who should brew the morning coffee. The wife said, “You should do it because you get up…
The Wrong Way…
While an elderly man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. When he answered, his wife’s worried voice came through, “Herman, I just heard on…
Memory Problems, Forgetfulness, and Aging…
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was…
Man refuses to bury his mother-in-law in Jerusalem
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them, “You…
Jim and Allen
Stanley died in a fire accident and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So they sent for his two best…
Blonde Holidays
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple…
Elderly Couple at Mcdonalds…
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As…