I Don’T Know How Much He Charges For Howard
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your dad or mum home?” said the…
Two friends are walking their dogs, a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua…
… when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. The guy with the Dalmatian says, “Let’s get something to eat.” But the guy with the…
Fish and Chips
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to the…
This boy gets a brand new Truck for a bargain
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I…
A cat dies and goes to heaven
A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you…
Psychiatrist asks Alabaman why he has a drinking problem
An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and the psychiatrist asked him, “So,…
A teacher asks
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls…
100 Years Old
The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied. “I’ve never done either.” “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with…
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little frisky. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her: “Honey, would you take me upstairs?”
Horrified, she replies: “Are you mad? My parents will see us!” “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” he asks, grinning at her. “No,…
