A Giraffe, An Elephant, And A Leopard Walk Into A Bar
And they sit down at the bar and ask the barman for three pints of lager The barman says ‘Certainly… £21.80… Do you know it’s funny, we…
Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?”
“No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of…
A Man Goes To See A Witch Doctor About His Problem
A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform s..ually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing…
A doctor puts up a sign in front of his Clinic
The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can’t cure you, I pay you $100. A lawyer decides that it’s his time…
Don’t Judge Anyone
A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes and went directly to…
Doctor’s visit
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, you’ve got to help me. Everywhere I touch, it hurts! If I press my arm—ouch! My leg—yikes! Even my…
Little Johnny Is In Love
Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That’s a great son Who is…
The poker
A doctor is at home when the phone rings. He hears “Dr Epstein? This is Mansfield in Radiology. Can you come over to my house right now?…
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much…
The Guy Can’t Believe What The Doctor Suggests!
“You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he’s going…