Woman’S Husband Had Been Slipping
Woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when…
Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the…
Father Was Horrified When His Daughter Said This During Her Prayer
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father…
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch
First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have…
A Irishman
An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as…
A doctor puts up a sign in front of his Clinic
The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can’t cure you, I pay you $100. A lawyer decides that it’s his time…
A Crusty Old Biker Walks Into A Bank And Says To The Woman
he astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir. I must have misunderstood you What did you say?” “Listen up, damn it I said I want to…
Short Joke
The man picks up, listens for a second and says, “How the hell would I know, you idiot? I’m not a weatherman,” before slamming down the receiver….
Rooster And Cinema
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie As he approached, the ticket agent asked “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The…
Work Accident Report
An insurance company asked for more information regarding a work-related accident claim This was the response: “I put ‘poor planning’ as the cause of my accident I…