The Teacher Asked Students
The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet. The next day she started checking the homework of everyone. After checking…
A priest offered a Nun a lift
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident….
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it.He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering…
A woman in a supermarket
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all…
Mikee
Mike: Hey buddy, what’s wrong? Paddy: Just had a big fight with the wife. That woman fights for no frickin’ reason at all. Mike: Why? What happened?…
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The…
Joe And Bob, Lived As Neighbours
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and…
Two Men Went Bear Hunting
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at…
A Man Had Settled Into His Seat Next To The Window Seat
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his…
A Young Boy Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says:…