The Alphabet
One day at school, little Charlie needed to go to the restroom quite urgently. He raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the…
The Wife Calls Her Scientist Husband
The wife calls her Scientist Husband. “Honey ! It’s Saturday night you are late”… Husband: “I am busy with my team in an experiment. ”Wife: “What’s that…
A redneck poem in
A REDNECK LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO….
During a sermin a pastor announced
During a sermon a pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left.“ All the men in the church moved to the…
Joe grew up in a small tow
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he…
Little Johnny
Little Johnny was told by his friends that all adults have a deep dark secret and can easily be manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes…
Little Jonny Asked His Mother
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked…
A Beautiful Woman Is Sitting Next To The Little Johnny
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…
A woman marries a man and has 10 children
A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies, so the…
I found the perfect girl
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be…