A cat dies and goes to heaven.
God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to…
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of…
A woman meets a man in a bar . . .
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her…
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant.
The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman they have never sold bottom deodorant. The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter, that she has…
The pub
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize…
A WOMAN WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN TO FIND HER HUSBAND STALKING AROUND WITH A FLY SWATTER,
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” SHE ASKED. “HUNTING FLIES” JE RESPONDED. “OH!, KILLED ANY?” SHE ASKED. “YEP, 3 MALES, 2 FEMALES”, HE REPLIED. INTRIGUED, SHE ASKED. “HOW CAN…
What did you do all day?
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn…
An Altar Boy Goes To Confessional
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father I…
A husband and wife are out golfing…
They’re teeing off on the 7th hole. The husband slices his drive into the rough, with his line to the green blocked by a maintenance shed. He…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our…