The wow factor
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home I saw her father closing…
Funny Joke: we should try some new positions tonight
A husband and wife were getting intimate in bed when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, do you think we should try some new positions tonight?” The husband…
the job :))
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says. “I’m…
Rigged Contest
Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas…
A man is sitting in a cafe when suddenly someone he knows comes running to him in panic shouting “Quick, your wife is cheating on you with your best friend in the forest”.
The man runs out of the cafe angry and furious to see for himself and returns after a short while and sits back down on his chair….
A lady comes home from her doctors appointment grinning from ear to ear
Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of…
A deaf couple was in bed…
A deaf couple was in bed, preparing to be intimate. The wife asked her husband if he was feeling kinky. He asked her why, and she described…
don’t blow
This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears athumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his…
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents’ house.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, “I PRAY FOR…
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked…