The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted by a child’s whispered, “Hello.” “Is your Daddy home?”…
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother,…
Quick Wit
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy,…
A Game Show Host Is Talking To A Rabbit
A game show host is talking to a rabbit The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?”…
Hunter And Bear
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the…
Basketball Injury
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes It’s just an old basketball injury.” His friend…
A Boy Was Cycling With A Basket Of Eggs
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell down…
A Man Is Driving Down The Road And Breaks Down Near A Monastery
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept…
Hires A Hitman To Kill His Wife
Constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife,…
Gotta Tie?
A man’s car broke down in the middle of the Nullarbor plain (in other words : middle of nowhere). There was not another car in sight, so…