Home allone
A salesman knocks on the door of a house and a little kid in a bathrobe with a cigar in one hand and a glass of scotch…
The engineer in Heaven
An engineer dies and ends up getting sent to hell Engineers dont usually end up in hell very often, so the devil was rather surprised he was…
The frustrated boss
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of…
Transilvania Vampire
Two nuns are driving a tiny car through Transylvania at night. Suddenly a vampire lands on their car and starts clawing & biting at the windshield! Sister…
4 sons with different mothers…
4 sons with different mothers… were named Brody, Kenny, Conrad and Dominic. On a night out with with thier dad, they asked how they got thier names….
the brothel
After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home… After giving them a look over the madam pulls…
Remarried
A man asked his wife if she would get remarried. “If I died tomorrow, would you get remarried?” he asked “Well, I am still young and I…
the doctor
She’s lying on her back on the examination couch, her blouse undone and looks up into his eyes and says, “Kiss me doctor,” “No I can’t, ”…
Three Wishes
All three sit down at the bar The bartender looks at the man and says, “What’ll ya have?” The man says, “Gimme a beer.” The ostrich says,…
Drunk man
A guy is out on the lash with the lads and gets wildly drunk. By the time he staggers home he is covered in vomit and, sure…