The Drunk’s Persistence: A Bartender’s Nightmare
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and…
Married life after 60
Married life after 60 ????????During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said:“I am sorry sir,…
A Drunk Husband Arrived Late
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell. Wife: where have you been till this late, I am not going to open…
Two Men Are In A Bar Getting Drunk
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no Now my wife will kill me”….
Persuade
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you…
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The…
An Italian Funeral
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black hearse…
The Football Hero
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding…
Johnny’s wife went to their doctor
Little Johnny’s wife went to their doctor & when he asked what was the problem was she told him Little Johnny’s no good in bed, well. The…
Elderly Gentleman: A Hearing Problem
An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him…