Once, a mosquito walked into a clinic. The doctor saw him and asked him what the matter was.
The mosquito said that he had a lot of problems.
He was not happy with his life, he was not happy with the job he was doing.
He was sad and had no motivation.
The doctor listened to his problems and told him that he should really visit a therapist instead of a doctor.
The mosquito replied, “Yeah, I know. I just came in because of the blood.”
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