The Old Man Outsmarted Him Cold

An arrogant professor gets on a plane and sits next to an old man.

Mid-flight, feeling a bit full of himself, the professor turns to the old man and says, “Hey, want to play a little game?”

The old man raises an eyebrow. “What kind of game?”

The professor explains, grinning: “We take turns asking each other questions. If you don’t know the answer, you give me a dollar. If I don’t know, I give you a dollar.”

The old man shakes his head. “No thanks.”

The professor, eager to show off his intelligence, ups the stakes.

“Okay, if I lose, I’ll give you TWO dollars!”

“No.”

“Five dollars!”

“No.”

“Ten dollars!”

“Still no.”

Frustrated, the professor makes one final offer. “Alright, if I lose, I’ll give you $100! But if you lose, you only owe me one.”

The old man thinks for a moment, then sighs. “Fine. But I get to go first.”

The professor agrees, feeling smug. “Go ahead.”

The old man asks, “What has five heads, forty feet, and lives in a bucket?”

The professor frowns. He thinks. And thinks. And THINKS. An hour goes by. He’s Googling, searching his brain, sweating bullets—but nothing. Finally, he sighs, pulls out his wallet, and hands the old man $100.

“Alright,” he grumbles. “What’s the answer?”

The old man smiles, shrugs, and hands him a dollar. “No idea.”

Related Posts

Video: Rough Landing

Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, “Sorry, folks, for the hard landing. It wasn’t my fault, blame it on the asphalt.” On this…

Darryl and Harold were the best patients in a mental institution.

Darryl and Harold were the best patients in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them…

Video: Two cowboys came upon an Indian

Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You…

Three drunk guys are sitting at a football game

Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view). In an effort to get the nuns…

Video: Pat and Mike

When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. “Have you seen a doctor about that…

Video: Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant.

Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant. One said, “You know, all summer I have been having trouble with bats in the belfry. I’ve tried everything…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *