Three prisoners are on death row and are about to be executed
They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
One man asks for pepperoni pizza, which he is served and then taken away.
The next man requests a filet mignon, which he is served and also taken away.
The last man requests a plate of strawberries.
The guards are surprised and reply: “Strawberries?”
“Yes, strawberries.”
“But they are out of season!”
“I’ll wait…”
Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, “Sorry, folks, for the hard landing. It wasn’t my fault, blame it on the asphalt.” On this…
Darryl and Harold were the best patients in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them…
Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You…
Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view). In an effort to get the nuns…
When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. “Have you seen a doctor about that…
Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant. One said, “You know, all summer I have been having trouble with bats in the belfry. I’ve tried everything…