A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down. He looks at the bartender and says,
“Give me six double brandies.”
The bartender raises an eyebrow. “Rough day?”
“You could say that,” the man sighs. “I just found out my dad is gay.”
The next day, the same man returns, looking even more dejected. He orders another six double brandies. The bartender shakes his head.
“Back again? What happened this time?”
With a deep sigh, the man replies, “I just found out my son is gay too.”
On the third day, the man stumbles in once more, looking completely defeated. Again, he orders six double brandies.
The bartender, now genuinely concerned, leans in and asks,
“Jeez, man… does anyone in your family like women?”
The man downs his drink and mutters, “Yeah… my wife.”
