Four women share a birthday and always celebrate it together.
For their 40th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the waiters are cute and wear tight pants.
For their 50th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the prices are reasonable and it has a good wine list.
For their 60th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because it’s quiet and has a nice view.
For their 70th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because it’s wheelchair accessible.
For their 80th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because they’ve never been there before.
