A blonde, looking to make some extra cash, decided to do odd jobs around her rich neighborhood.
At the first house, the man says, “You can paint my porch. How much?”
“$50,” she replies.
He agrees, hands her the paint and brushes, and goes back inside. His wife, overhearing, raises an eyebrow.
“Does she even know the porch wraps around the whole house?”
He shrugs. “She should. She was standing on it.”
Not long after, the blonde knocks on the door.
“All done!” she beams. “And I had enough paint left to give it two coats.”
The man, impressed, starts pulling out the cash when she adds with a smile:
“Oh, and by the way—it’s not a porch… it’s a Lexus.”
