The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband.
Aroused Husband says,
“You look so beautiful and sexy my darling.”
The wife says,
“I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell me that.”
Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit,…
A wealthy married man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One evening, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to jeopardize his…
A priest and a rabbi were talking when the rabbi asked the priest about confession. “I have an idea,” said the priest. Why don’t you sit with…
Jay had always ordered a beverage by simply saying, “A Coke, please.” However, recently waitresses had been responding, “I’m sorry, we don’t have Coke. We have Pepsi,…
A man walks into his doctor’s office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks…
A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. “This coffee,” he said loud enough for most of the other patrons…