A married man decided to “work late” one evening — but really, he was out having dinner with his young secretary.
One thing led to another, and after a few hours, he realized he had a big problem: a giant hickey on his neck.

Panicking, he tried to come up with a story his wife might actually believe. As soon as he walked in the door, the family dog came running.

That’s when he had a brilliant idea. He dropped to the floor, rolled around, and yelled:
“Honey! Look what the dog did to my neck!”
She looked at him calmly, then ripped open her blouse and said:
“Well THAT’S nothing… look what he did to me!”