A guy driving a beat-up old station wagon pulls up at a stoplight next to a shiny Rolls-Royce.

The driver of the station wagon rolls down his window and shouts,
“Hey buddy, that’s a nice car! You got a phone in that Rolls? I’ve got one in my station wagon!”

The Rolls driver glances over and says calmly,
“Yes, I have a phone.”

The station wagon driver grins.
“Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there, too? I’ve got a fridge in the back of mine!”

The Rolls driver sighs.
“Yes… I have a refrigerator.”

“That’s great! Hey, you got a TV? I’ve got a TV in the back seat!”

Now irritated, the Rolls driver replies,
“Of course, I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!”

The station wagon driver isn’t done.
“Very cool! Hey, you got a bed in there? I’ve got a bed in the back of my wagon!”

That was it. The Rolls driver, annoyed that he didn’t have a bed, sped straight to the dealership and ordered one installed on the spot.

The next day, he picked up his car, complete with a beautiful bed in the back, silk sheets, and solid gold trim. A bed fit for royalty.

Determined to show off, he drove around all day looking for that old station wagon.

Late that night, he finally found it parked on the side of the road, all the windows fogged up from the inside.

He jumped out and knocked on the window. No answer. He knocked again and again until the station wagon owner finally stuck his head out, soaking wet.

“I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce!” the man announced proudly.

The station wagon driver, annoyed, glared at him and said,

“You got me out of a hot shower for that?!”