3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.”
Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. ” I found a phone in the priests room.”
said the first nun.
“oh thats nothing”, said the second one, “I found c*ndoms in one of his drawers.”
said the second one.
”What did u do with them.”
said the first nun.
Pridefully the second nun responds: ”I poked holes in all of them.”
and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
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