3 thieves rob a bank.
They run and try to hide in a farm.
The cops follow them into the farm so they hide inside boxes.
One cop comes and while searching sees these boxes so he kicks the first one “Baack buck b-buck” “chickens” he says
He kicks the second one “glogloglo ““Hmm ,a turkey”
Kicks the third one , no sound So he kicked harder ,no sound still
He kicks as hard as he can and the thieve comes out yelling
“a box of tomatoes mother bang ,tomatoes
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