A man brings some flowers home to his wife.
She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them.
Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?”
His wife replies, “For the flowers of course.”
He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?”
A woman comes home beaming and tells her husband, “Guess what? Those headaches I’ve had for years? Gone!” Her husband, surprised, asks, “No more headaches? What happened?”…
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The teacher stood in front of the class and said, “Today, I want each of you to use the word fascinate in a sentence.” Molly raised her…