A lady goes into the butcher’s shop, and while walking around the store, she sees a beef tongue on the butcher’s counter.
The lady asks, “What in the world is that?”
“Beef tongue,” replies the butcher.
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, “No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal’s mouth!”
The butcher nods sympathetically and glances at the woman’s shopping cart, “I see you’re buying a dozen eggs, however.”
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