One warm evening, a guy strolls into a bar and heads straight to the friendly-looking bartender.

“Hey, I’ll take a nice cold premium beer,” he says.

“Of course, sir. That’ll be just 1 cent,” the bartender replies with a smile.

“Wait… ONE penny?!” the guy asks, thinking he misheard.

“Yep! Just a single cent,” the bartender nods.

Shocked but thrilled, the guy takes a big gulp of the delicious beer. Then, he spots the menu and asks, “Well, in that case, can I get a big, juicy T-bone steak with fries, peas, and a salad?”

“Absolutely, sir!”

“But… that’s gotta cost real money, right?” the guy asks.

The bartender grins. “Four cents.”

“FOUR CENTS?!” the guy shouts. “Okay, I gotta ask… who’s the owner of this place?”

The bartender chuckles. “Oh, he’s upstairs with my wife.”

The guy looks confused. “Uh… what’s he doing with your wife?”

The bartender smirks. “Same thing I’m doing to his business.”