A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks,
“Why is your head so small?”
He replies, “I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before.
So I had s*x with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all,
had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have s*x with me.
She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said,
“Would a little head be out of the question?”
A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, “This is the most talented dog in the world. He can talk!” The…
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey…
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring…
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of…
“Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,” the…
While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said: “Jesus is watching…