A married couple wakes up …

A married couple wakes up one morning, and while still lying in bed, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.”

“What do you mean? Why shouldn’t I go to work?” the confused husband replies.

“I think you’ve been working too hard. Instead of going to the office, you should take a few days off, pack a suitcase, and stay with a friend for a while,” the wife suggests.

The husband thinks for a moment and quickly jumps at the suggestion. Within minutes, he’s up, dressed, and packing clothes into a bag.

“Just out of curiosity,” the husband asks while getting ready, “what made you think I need a break?”

“You were dreaming about work all night,” the wife responds.

“Really? How do you know I was dreaming about work?”

“Because every two minutes, you were shouting your secretary’s name!”

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