A pair of gloves

A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves.

He had the manager try them on.

She said they were perfect, so he had the manager wrap them up.

When the manager gave him the gift she accidently gave him a pair of panties instead.

When the girlfriend got the gift there was a note attached to it.

The note read: 

Dear Honey, Hope you like the gift

The lady at store said they were perfect.

I had her try them on for me

She looked more like a lady

I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.

Love, Bobby 

PS: The latest style is to wear them folded in with a little fur showing.

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