A priest took a beautiful woman in his bedroom.
He put a Bible on the bed and asked the woman to lie on the bed.
When the priest tried to have sex with her, the woman shouted:
“Father, what are you doing?”
The priest replied
“Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through.”
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