A truck driver decides to pull over to get some sleep

After driving for about sixteen hours, a truck driver decides to pull over and get some sleep.

Just as he falls asleep, he is awakened by a knock at the cab door.

“Can you tell me the time, please?” asks a jogger.

“Yes, it’s 4:30,” the trucker replies.

He falls asleep again, only to be awakened by another jogger who wants to know the time.

“It’s 4:40!” shouts the trucker.

Deciding to try to get some sleep, he writes on a piece of paper: “I DON’T KNOW THE TIME” and sticks it on the windshield.

But he wakes up again…

“It’s 5:25!” another runner shouts at him.

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