A wife goes on a trip for work.
When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.
Furious, she questions her husband.
The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from I don’t do the laundry! “
So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her.
Indignant, the maid replies, “Madam, how should I know?
These panties don’t belong to me. I don’t even wear panties just ask your husband!”
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