A newlywed bride was pacing through the supermarket aisles, going up and down repeatedly, scanning the shelves with a look of determination.
After a while, the store manager noticed her unusual shopping routine and approached her.
“Excuse me, can I help you find something?” he asked.
“It’s Mrs. now!” she said, beaming with pride. “I just got married!”
“Well, congratulations!” the manager replied. “What are you looking for?”
“Scratch,” she answered confidently.
“Scratch?” he questioned, puzzled. “Is that some kind of new product or cleaner?”
She giggled and said, “No, silly! My husband told me his mom made everything from scratch, so I need I’d better get some!”
