After she was 8 months pregnant and almost time for the husband to go on a tour of duty in which he could not be there at the time of birth,
she started thinking of girl names for the unborn baby like Emily and Rose but the husband thought that it would be a good idea to think of a boy’s name, just in case.
So after a few weeks, a baby boy was born in the father’s absence and a couple months later,
the husband came home to know that the boy had been named Justin Case.
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