An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man:
She seemed upset when she returned to her daughter’s house later that night.
“What happened, Mother?” The daughter asked.
“I had to slap his face three times!”
“You mean he got fresh?”
“No.” She answered.
“I thought he was dead!”
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the…
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the…
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow…
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to…
A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender: “Got any grapes?” The bartender replies: “This is a bar, not a market, we don’t have grapes”;…
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond….