An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man:
She seemed upset when she returned to her daughter’s house later that night.
“What happened, Mother?” The daughter asked.
“I had to slap his face three times!”
“You mean he got fresh?”
“No.” She answered.
“I thought he was dead!”
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