An elderly couple

An elderly couple is getting ready for bed.

She says Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn‘t any in the house.“

He says,”I’ll go get some.“She says,”Vanilla with chocolate saucewith whipped cream on top and a cherry.“

She adds,”Please write it down, I know you‘ll forget.“

He says,”I won’t forget. Vanilla with chocolate saucewhipped cream, and a cherry.“

Away he goes. Hours later he comes back and hands her a paper bag.

“In it is a”HAM SANDWICH“

She says,”I told you to write it down!You forgot the mustard.“

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