Englishman: “That your Dog”..??

Welshman: “Aye”.

Englishman: “Mind if I Speak to him”..??

Welshman: “Dog don’t Talk.”

Englishman: Hey Dog, how’s it going”..??

Dog: “Doing All Right, Thanks”.

Welshman: (Look of Shock).

Englishman: Is this your Owner”..?? (Pointing at the Welshman).

Dog: “Yep.”

Englishman: How’s He Treating You”..??

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play.”

Welshman: (Look of Total Disbelief).

Englishman: “Mind if I Talk to your Horse”..??

Welshman: “Horse Don’t Talk”.

Englishman: “Hey Horse how’s it Going”..??

Horse: “Cool, Thanks”.

Welshman: (Extreme Look of Shock).

Englishman: “Is this your Owner”..?? (Pointing to the Welshman).

Horse: “Yep.”

Englishman: “How’s He Treating You”..??

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he Rides me, Brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice Stable to protect me from the Weather.”

Welshman: (Now a Look of Total Amazement).

Englishman: “Mind if I Talk to your Sheep”..??

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Welshman: “That Sheep’s a bloody Liar”..