An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink.
The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him “What brings you to Canada?
“The Irishman says
“Well, I was in a pub in Dublin and the coaster under my glass said,
‘Drink Canada Dry’, so I thought I’d give it a shot”
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