A man from Newfoundland went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, “I’m not hiring that lazy newf”, so he…

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first,…

Two doctors are in front of their clinic about to go in when they see a man hobbling down the street towards them. The first doctor says,…

One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after an office party. His wife was prone to jealousy, so he didn’t mention the incident…

A farmer has been farting a lot. He’s been to several doctors, but none of them know what’s wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest….

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you think…

A man suffers from terrible constipation and decides to go to his doctor. After the man describes his sorrowful condition, the doctor decides to prescribe him a…

It was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.” The teacher said,…

A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor. Doctor, “What is your dream about?” Blonde, “I am being chased by a…