The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room. “A football player.”…

Jay was having trouble with his computer. So he called the computer guy, over to his desk. He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As…

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, “I’m looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?” The matchmaker…

Smith went on a date in a brand new Range Rover Sport ride with his new girlfriend of 1 month…. Smith: I have been hiding a secret…

Teacher fell asleep in class and Little Johnny walked up to him. Little Johnny, “Teacher are you sleeping in class?” Teacher, “No I am not sleeping in…

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. “You simpleton!” the officer…

John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said, “Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?” To which she replied, “Honey, I would definitely…

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good… mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the…

A Young beautiful teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz “behind my back I’ve got something red, round and you can eat it….