They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks…

One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue” The…

A soldier approached a nun.. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two…

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a…

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber… He awoke before the Pearly Gates where Saint…

“Why in the world do you walk sideways like that?” said a Mother Crab to her son. “You should always walk straight forward with your toes turned…

A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a…

Little Jenny isn’t a very good student. She gives an especially poor performance at religion classes. One day, the teacher asks Little Jenny a question. ‘So Jenny,…

A few Housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said “My husband just won’t go to church with…