Do You Want To Hear A Blonde Joke?
A blind man walks into a bar, orders a drink and says, “Hey! Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?” Then the woman next to him…
A wife asks her husband
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short…
Three holes
Mr. Brown was working in his garden when on the other side of the fence, he heard his neighbor crying. Mr. Brown popped his head over the…
Do you have a …
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing…
Brain Cell
Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously, but it…
Look, Mom
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked…
Sister Mathematical and Sister Logical
There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark…
A young girl wants to meet Santa Claus
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. So she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down…
Three Italian Nuns
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful…
Tennis match
A priest and a nun are having a tennis match… The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is…