The hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at…
“I don’t know what to do”
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything…
Two prisoners are talking
Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: ‘I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years’ Herman: ‘Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here…
A man and his wife check into a hotel
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she…
The pastor’s solution
A couple whose marriage was on the rocks sought the advice of their pastor. The pastor encouraged them to patch up their quarrel and keep their vows,…
Sixteen women
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin…
May I take the dog for a walk?
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom says, “No, because the dog is in heat.”…
At a local college …
At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a…
We’re going to be three
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this…
Two guys are …
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as…