A blonde with both of her ears burnt
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt… The doctor asks her what had happened. She says: “well… when I…
I want a divorce
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable…
A blonde has a jigsaw puzzle
A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to…
Pregnant blonde
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, “What…
He ate poisonous mushrooms
A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! I hope you don’t mind me asking, what happened to your first…
The definition of the word “definitely”
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding…
“I will count to 10”
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t start…
The best Fish and Chips
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to the…
“Yoohoo”
A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I get…
The nurse was …
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurses hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and…