A husband exclaims to his wife one day: “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband…

An 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted “I’ve got an…

A gorgeous young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me”. “The brunette…

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife…

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How…

A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they…

A blonde is on the road when suddenly she gets a phone call from her friend: “Watch out! I heard on the radio that some lunatic is…

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room….

A woman found a magic bottle, rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry,…