A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
He replied, “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”
A man is sitting in a plane which is about to takeoff, when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat…
Jimmy and Jack were twins, but they weren’t identical – far from it. They looked like the before and after photos in those old body-building adverts. Jimmy…
Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and,…
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple tragically got into a f*t*l car *cc*dent. Moments later, they found themselves outside the Pearly Gates, waiting…
One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, “Oh, Emily, you’re the one that got away.” The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, “Emily?…
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “My boss and I…