A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks…

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,” said…

Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old…

Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always thanked Little Johnny but one day she…

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The only…

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t…

One night a police officer noticed a car that was traveling very slowly down the highway. When he pulled it over the driver asked, “What did I…

A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition. On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: “So, honey? How’s…

A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old…