ATTENTION ALL
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “ATTENTION ALL” and farts loudly. The wife…
With a seductive voice…
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him a…
A Turtle Was Walking Down An Alley In New York
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York. He was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate. They asked the…
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,“Look what you did…
Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven
The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however,…
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…
A husband decides to …
A husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy…
Johnny And Susie
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad…
What kind of wife would you like?
One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class. Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny? Johnny: I would want a wife like the…
His wife packing her bags …
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!” I found…