A shopkeeper …
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said, “BEST DEALS!” To make things worse, another store opened on the…
Bless This Car
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together…
A Lawyer Is Talking To His Client
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use some…
There Was A Blonde Who …
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her…
Three Pregnant Women
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other two…
Mexican Jew
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our ancestry…
Mathematician And Plumber
A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, so he called a plumber The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. “But how is it…
Ray, What Did You Du!
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber He awoke before…
The Lion Is Having His Birthday Party!
The Lion, King of the jungle is having his birthday party! He furiously instructs the leopard to not let anyone inside his party except if they bring…
The Woman And The Farmer
A Woman, who had lately lost her husband, used to go every day to his grave and lament her loss. A Farmer, who was engaged in ploughing…