Robber And Holes
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me…
Alle Oop
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have…
The Pope Gets Pulled Over For Speeding
Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn’t have much of a choice, so he…
Guy Gets Even With His Wife In A Crazy Way
We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I…
I know your secret!
Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, “There is a easy way to get what you want.” The other boy said, “How?” The…
What’s the name of the restaurant?
An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited. “The food and service were great!” he said. His friend…
A blonde is overweight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat…
Two friends run into each
Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with pets.” Undeterred, the…
Funny – A 7 year
A 7 year old & 4 year old are in their bedroom. “You know what” says 7 year old “I think its time we started swearing. When…
So funny – Once
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot…